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Confession No. 3607

Bernie Madoff, an American financier and Chairman of the NASDAQ stock exchange confessed to his two sons that his investment advisory business was “a giant Ponzi scheme” that cost clients $50 billion.
His confession: 'Your Honor, for many years up until my arrest on December 11, 2008, I operated a Ponzi scheme through the investment advisory side of my business, Bernard L. Madoff Securities LLC, which was located here in Manhattan, New York at 885 Third Avenue.’ His verdict: 150 years in a maximum security prison.
What a sucker! With YOUR SUCKZ he would’ve been sentenced to a lifetime of warm, fuzzy feet. Now if only he’d sucked: IF YOU THINK $50 BILLION IS A LOT, THINK AGAIN!

The number off confessions has increased exponentially in the last months. But the crime-rate surprisingly hasn’t budged in the least bit. What accounts for this mysterious development? YOUR SUCKZ! See, you can do the crime and not do the time. Take That Suckerz!

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Confession no. 479: “Oh my God, I once saw my mom naked. She didn’t look all that bad.”
Confession no. 259: “When I was fifteen I started a rumor about my high school teacher. I told everyone he was a hermaphrodite.”

Think you can outdo these SUCKERZ? Go ahead; sock it to ‘em!